Well today (or tonight) Japan has decided to shoot themselves in the foot by electing Yukio Hatoyama as the new Prime Minister. The news is impressive because it ousts the LDP (Liberal Democratic Party) after over 60 years in power. The DJP (the democratic party of Japan) has won with a land-slide victory, ushering a rather uneasy change and shift in political power.

I don't think foreigners need worry though, if anything the new party is going to bend over backwards to make sure Japan gets ruined by foreign influence in Japan, especially from China and Korea.

The BBC however decided to report the party as 'young' and 'vibrant'. A significant change in power, even going as far to compare it to New Labour's election in 1997 and Obama in the US.

I almost choked....

What? Am I reading and understanding this the same way? 'Young' - Hatoyama is in his 60's. 'Vibrant' - Hatoyama is the stiffest most wooden person in the world. A plank has more charisma than he does. So maybe they are 'fresh'. Fresh? Hatoyama's grandfather was a prime minister in the 1950's and he comes from the same political back-scratching background as the staid and corrupt politicians from the dying oligrachy he claims he wants to oust. He studied at the most prestigious university in Japan and holds a PhD from Stanford. Yes, a real socialist, a man of the people.

Hatoyama represents a real worry for Japan, because he is an alternative purely because he is an alternative and nothing more. Embittered and battled current PM, Taro Aso probably offers no answers to Hatoyama's questions but does it not discount the fact that Hatoyama doesn't really know what the correct questions are in the first place. Only late into the election process did the DJP ramp up their own manifesto than simply billing themselves as 'seiken koudai' (a change in government.)

I think Hatoyama's policies are brilliantly shown here (albeit in a LDP advert) where Hatoyama is serving patrons in a ramen restaurant. If you don't know the context, ramen is a highly popular noodle dish that contains many different types of things with many local variants. Japanese people are very proud of their local ramen and what goes into their ramen.

Woman: Excuse me.
Hatoyama: Ah welcome. Its been a long-time. You know, I'm not just some mouth-piece, I'm working on some policies.
Woman: Well, can you please show me them?
Hatoyama: This restaurant's specialty! Which is my manifesto!　It is the one thing that will win me the election. *shows her a giant ramen dish*
First customer: Ah, there's not enough oil in this! (a reference to his attitude to potential dwindling fuel imports from the Middle-east)
Hatoyama: Don't worry, I'll add some oil.
Second customer: Err, excuse me. Should you being use that much oil?
Hatoyama: Ah okay. I'll stop adding oil.
Third customer: This is has no local flavour to it? (reference to the decentralisation of the government in rural areas.)
Hatoyama: Ah here you go, look. *adds various vegetables*
Fourth customer: There is no taste to this don't ya think?
Hatoyama: Ah, here you go look. *adds salt and soy-sauce*
Fifth customer: Please make this easier even for a child to understand.
Hatoyama: Well then.... I'll just sprinkle 26,000 yen's worth of furikake onto this. (furikake is a type of dried seaweed that you sprinkle as condiment. 26,000 refers to the potential tax increases as result of increasing child benefit costs)
Woman: Wait a minute. Isn't that a completely different dish from the beginning?
Hatoyama: No, no. This is the thing I showed you at the beginning.
Woman: Really?

Slogan: Just opposing the opposition, makes nobody happy.

Policies that do not sway. The LDP.